I have rather a nice view from my hotel. Unfortunately, in an act of aforementioned folly, I put my camera through the rig laundry, and now it doesn't work. This deprives you of a shot of me in shorts and flip-flops, but fortunately my phone is able to capture a decent shot of the lovely view. And so...
To the left, well, isn't that nice?
And to the right, well, I think that's even nicer.
Incidentally, don't worry about the camera. I'm very, very wealthy, so can easily afford another one.